Johns Blog!

fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

grillfriend:

i made a thing

a-flairforthedramatics:

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

fit-healthy-marion:

fitisfashion:

the truest comic ever

love

yes 
this is perfection

I was not expecting the last one

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

samkind:

here is a pic of shaq holding bill gates

samkind:

here is a pic of shaq holding bill gates

captain-rel:

katiebooped:

imgonnapeeorange:

learning all the words to a song where the singer sings really fast so you can sing along at the same speed is honestly the most satisfying thing

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and if you’re really hardcore

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spectromagiic:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

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monocleenterprises:

unbalancedfox:

g0ggles:

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

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Bucky knows what’s up